Top 20 differences between men and women

I'm not going to sit here and state the obvious like men are muscly and girls tend to have longer hair and do their nails...garbage! Do you know why it is so hard for men and women to learn how each other tics? Because we are so different! But it's like the ying-yang, our differences are also what make us fit so good together;-) Okay, to top 20 differences, ready?

1. Men: think sex
   Women: think make-love

2. Men: If attracted to what they see, they like you to keep it that way
   Women: How can I make him better?

3. Men: like to woo the lady in the beginning
   Women: like to be wooed the entire time they're together

4. Men: I don't have any problems
   Women: We need counseling

5. Men: Women keep the house maintained
   Women: What century is this?

6. Men: spank that child
   Women: give them a time out

7. Men: Do not feel the need to live up to a society's standard, they live up to their own
   Women: I need to look like the girl in that magazine

8. Men: I'm right, stop nagging
   Women: I'm right, you're not listening

9. Men:  I want to make out
   Women: I want to communicate

10. Men: After a long day, men want to come home and relax
   Women: After a long day, women want to talk about it

11. Men: Driving is fun
   Women: Driving is another chore

12. Men: Look at the pictures
   Women: Read the stories

13. Men: Logical thinkers
   Women: Emotional thinkers

14. Men: Cat call
   Women: Are you for real? Approach me with respect

15. Men: Like to feel superior in every way but especially intellectually
   Women: I have to let him know, I can mentally hang with the best

16. Men: call it like it is
   Women: beat around the bush or act naïve when they really aren't, to boost the man's ego (but it's not because we're actually dumb;-)

17. Men: cars
   Women: flowers

18. Men: electronics
   Women: jewelry

19. Men: Fighters
   Women: lovers

20. Men: be themselves
   Women: try to be something they're not to impress

These are differences I have noticed via my personal experience and through a lot of reading of various different material, books and internet browsing. Will the mysteries of our root differences ever be unleashed? While this may not be ALL men and women, it is a large majority according to everything I've read. Some of it seems soooo silly to me. Fact or Crap? What to you guys think?
I hope you know I love the God-given gift that is man, yummy! I only hope that one day we can get the majority of our males out there to feel the same way about us ladies;-)

Riveting reading everyone!

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